We’re Not Joking – You’d Better Buy Halloween Candy For All Those Trick-or-Treaters!

Halloween just isn’t Halloween without all those trick-or-treaters knocking on your door. Sure, you’ll need to buy Halloween candy, but with all of us at BlairCandy.com committed to providing you with Halloween candy at prices you’ll love, you won’t have to spend over your budget this Halloween! A time-honored Halloween tradition is to entertain your trick-or-treaters with Halloween-themed jokes and riddles, and if they answer the joke or solve the riddle, they’re awarded Halloween candy! Well, they’ll be awarded Halloween candy either way, but it’s fun to have them guess!

First, browse through our spooktacular Halloween candy selection and buy the Halloween candy of your choosing! It’s always best to buy Halloween candy in bulk if you know you’re going to be entertaining quite a bit of trick-or-treaters this October 31st – you’ll be saving money, and you won’t have to worry about running out of Halloween candy. Then, print out our Halloween jokes and riddles to delight your trick-or-treaters with!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts to do it.

Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray

Q: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: Knock, Knock. Who's there?
A: Phillip!
Q: Phillip who?
A: Phillip my bag with candy!

Q: What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap music!

Q: What happened when two vampires met?
A: It was love at first bite!

Have a favorite Halloween joke? Email your joke to blaircandy@blaircandy.com, and you just might see it up on our Blog, Twitter, or Facebook, credited to you! Until then, we hope you’ll visit us to buy Halloween candy, and of course always feel free to let us know if you need help choosing the right Halloween candy for this ghoulish eve!